a cautionary slideshow

GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS TO GET IT.

ASSUME THEY'LL ALWAYS BE THERE.

Crush it with your insecurities and misconceptions.

Skip it so you can buy a bigger TV.

NOT A BIT ABOUT YOUR FELLOW HUMANS.

UNTIL YOU'RE 20, THEN 'GET REAL'.

AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

Who you think others think you should be.

WITH DIFFERENT PIZZA TOPPINGS AND NOTHING ELSE.