CASINO SAYINGS

JAMES CHANOS

• The Macau casinos have a wonderful business, it’s taking in money from Chinese businessmen elsewhere who send it through junky companies to casinos to gamble. The growth continues and they have basically western managers and western accounting, so we trust the numbers a little bit more.

JOE BIDEN

• Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his allies, we passed some of the toughest Wall Street regulations in history, turning Wall Street back into the allocator of capital it always has been and no longer a casino. And they want to repeal it.

MARILYN VOS SAVANT

• Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

MITCH HEDBERG

• I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ’You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

V. P. PAPPY

• Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.

JACK YELTON

• There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

VP PAPPY

• If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.

VP PAPPY

• Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.

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