The Animal cell has many organelles. An asylum has many parts to it. So why not combine them?

The "guard tower" of an Animal Cell is the nucleus. The nucleus controls all activities in the cell, or in this case, the Asylum.

The cell membrane is the protection of the cell. The only way something comes in and out of a cell, is through the cell membrane. This is why the cell membrane is symbolized by a gate.

The Golgi Bodies provide and distribute proteins to the rest of the cell, just like the "chefs" in the kitchen provide food to the inmates.

The job of the vacuole is to provide storage, just like a cellar.

The Endoplasmic Reticulum transports proteins like that of a prison bus, that transports prisoners.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and security is the powerhouse of whatever they're guarding.

Lysosomes break down unneeded parts of a cell. The Correctional Officer does the same thing, if you're a prisoner. Like the caption says, tighten up!

The centrioles in a cell divide, just like a judge can divide many people into different mental institutions or prisons. Case Dismissed!

Peroxisomes contain enzymes, and jail cells contain different types of people. Don't do something you'll regret.

The menu you see now is new and improved. The food is now more "child friendly" as the retro menu is too repugnant and vulgar to show.