Germanic tribes.

"Sir we think that we have killed everyone except for the general of the barbarians, just like you ordered." A few minutes later two soldiers came by holding a man with no shirt by the arms, they threw him to the ground and said,
"Here general is the chief of the Germanic tribe you demanded us to bring". "You barbarian will have to come and make peace with us so we can have more soldiers!"

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• Three weeks later the Germanic tribe arrived back home with their new companion the barbarian general.
• "Sir the barbarian general is not following our customs, I don't think this is going to work, even if he is one of the strongest barbarians ever."
• "I don't care we must try and win him over, give him anything like gold and horses anything if we have too just get him on our side!"

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• A few weeks later the general was thinking about how to bribe the barbarian king to get him on the his side.
• "Well did the barbarian king accept any of the things he wants."
• " he is starting to accept our offers and he is slowly following our ways, he loves the hot water which he didn't have when he was in he's tribe and the varieties of food stuns him."
• "Good, good, how does he like the clothes?"
• Asked the king
• "That sir is one of the only things he doesn't like, he says he doesn't feel manly with all of this protection on him, and he doesn't like the feeling of itchy cotton on him."

4 weeks later

• " sir we have almost completely taken over the mind of troy ( they romanised the barbarian kings name into troy )
• " he now believes our gods are real and that he's old silly God named ' Odin ' is not.
• 1 week ago he fought he's first battle with us, he was not listening very well to our orders but we got him under control after a while, one more week sir it's all we need to romanise this barbarian."

Complete 😓😱😭😱😭😓😮😊

• " SIR SIR WE HAVE FINALY DID IT THE POWER OF THE BARBARIAN KING IS OURS "
• " good bring him to me."
• "Sir we have changed his ways and destroyed his temple and welcomed him to our customs and offered him gold and riches, he is now ours and now a full roman soldier to our army.

Fun fact!!!!!

• Did you no that the Romans used a sponge on a stick to clean there butt after they went to the toilet and then they shared it with everyone else!
• WOOO WOO WOOO WOO

Romanisation complete!