cats are less high strung

dogs need to be walked 3 times a day

dogs are two busy ripping up your pillows to sleep 

but your neighbours dog does

BUT CATS WERE WORSHIPED AS GODS

dogs eat poop from litter boxes

dogs are loud and obnoxious 

DOGS NEED EVERY SECOND OF YOUR ATTENTION 

are way better than funny dog videos

dogs role on your carpet after a good mud bath

dogs only have one 

is alot easier than picking up dog dropping

..dogs arent so quick 

dogs cant 

cats dont smell