Caviare does not give you pay-checks...
Published on Nov 29, 2015
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Caviare does not give you pay-checks...
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"I cook like a maestro!" I said,
"If Ramsay saw me cooking into tears he would shed",
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My boss's wife I had to impress,
It would be the key to my success,
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I don't know much about cooking, yes I lied,
"How about dinner, this Sunday?", she replied,
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I thought how tough can this cooking can be,
I have watched Masterchef all through to season 3,
My boss's wife had got my boss, Stupid Sergio spellbound,
For her every want he ran around,
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I learnt how to cook and bought caviare,
A tiny investment for my shining new car,
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And in like a split second came the day,
With my magic hands and food I was ready to play,
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I went to the market and bought some wine,
The most expensive flowers, time for me to shine,
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I took out some new plates, spoons and well everything,
Put on Danke Schoen, a pleasure to hear Brenda Lee sing,
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I decorated the house with lamps and light,
Who doesn't want a doubled pay-check, right?
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I prepared for hours and hours, waiting for my guests to come,
My food was ready and it tasted yum,
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Then Corey called me tells me about a shock,
Stupid Sergio and his wife got divorced, and on my pay-check was a lock,
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She stuffed the food and said it was magic,
I wasted so much money, it was tragic,
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She asked me when was the next meal,
Oh! Boy only I know how I feel!
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Life Lesson
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Never invite your boss or his family members to your place...
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Just Kidding
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Every shortcut has a price usually greater than the reward.
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