PRESENTATION OUTLINE
It's hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second says "I don't know."
The third says "Yes!"
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react
WHY DO MOST DOMINICAN REPUBLIC FANS BOOK 2 SEATS TO EVERY DOMINICAN GAME?
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
What is Donald Trump telling Independents?
Orange is the New Black
A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer." The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?" "Yes", replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.
There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.
Why don't communist make good Java programmers?
The class system has dissolved and the state controls everything.
How is Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
