PRESENTATION OUTLINE
LAST NIGHT I HAD A CRAZY DREAM
THAT I WAS TEACHIN' SCHOOL.
MY TEACHERS HAD TURNED INTO KIDS,
AND I LAID DOWN THE RULES.
I GAVE 'EM A HUNDRED HIST'RY BOOKS
AND MADE 'EM READ 'EM ON THEIR HEADS
WITHOUT TURNIN' ON THE LIGHT.
I SENT 'EM ON A FIELD TRIP
TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF MONGOLIA,
AND GAVE 'EM AN OVERNIGHT ASSIGNMENT
TO GROW A 20 FOOT PURPLE MAGOLIA.
I ASKED 'EM HOW MANY AWFUL GRADES
CAN CAUSE HOW MANY TEARS?
AND IF THEY GOT ONE ANSWER WRONG,
I HUNG 'EM UP BY THEIR EARS.
AND WHEN THEY TALKED OR LAUGHED IN CLASS,
I PINCHED 'EM 'TIL THEY CRIED
LOUDER AND LOUDER- 'TIL I WOKE UP