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Crazy Dream

Published on Nov 19, 2015

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CRAZY DREAM

BY: SHEL SILVERSTEIN
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LAST NIGHT I HAD A CRAZY DREAM

THAT I WAS TEACHIN' SCHOOL.

MY TEACHERS HAD TURNED INTO KIDS,

AND I LAID DOWN THE RULES.

I GAVE 'EM A HUNDRED HIST'RY BOOKS

TO MEMORIZE EACH NIGHT,

AND MADE 'EM READ 'EM ON THEIR HEADS

WITHOUT TURNIN' ON THE LIGHT.

I SENT 'EM ON A FIELD TRIP

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TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF MONGOLIA,

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AND GAVE 'EM AN OVERNIGHT ASSIGNMENT

TO GROW A 20 FOOT PURPLE MAGOLIA.

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I ASKED 'EM HOW MANY AWFUL GRADES

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CAN CAUSE HOW MANY TEARS?

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AND IF THEY GOT ONE ANSWER WRONG,

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I HUNG 'EM UP BY THEIR EARS.

AND WHEN THEY TALKED OR LAUGHED IN CLASS,

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I PINCHED 'EM 'TIL THEY CRIED

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LOUDER AND LOUDER- 'TIL I WOKE UP

FEELIN' VERY SATISFIED.