Yes the Bible is a book of knowledge The Bible is a book of law And you’re liable to be lost without it ‘Cause most of all the Bible is a book of love.
Yes the Bible is a book of knowledge The Bible is a book of law And you’re liable to be lost without it ‘Cause most of all the Bible is a book of love.
Yes the Bible is a book of knowledge The Bible is a book of law And you’re liable to be lost without it ‘Cause most of all the Bible is a book of love.
Zoe: Mycayla! Just look how big this place is! Mycayla: Yeah, they say this museum really makes the Bible come to life. Zoe: That’s great. ‘Cause you know, I’m going to be a missionary. Mycayla: Yep, I know.
JD: Hey Xandy, why didn’t you sit with me on the bus? ‘Fraid I’d hit you, like this? Zoe: Stop it JD, or I’ll tell the teacher. JD: Oh yeah? Zoe: Yeah. JD: Oh Yeah? Zoe: Yeah!
JJ: Hi! Six in this group? Xander: No! Just five! JJ: Sorry, but we try to have 6 kids in each group. Follow me. JD: Ooh, Xandy, it’s gonna be you and me after all! DeAndre: Just ignore him, Xander. That’s what I do. Sebastian: Yeah.
JJ: Welcome to the Museum of the Bible. My name is JJ, and I’ll be your guide. Today we start our tour with the hall of prophets. (starts to lead them off)
JD: Shoo, what’s that smell? JJ: Oh, it’s the exhibit on Jonah. We’re simulating the smell inside the belly of the whale. JD: That’s a relief. I thought it was Mycayla’s breath. Mycayla: You are so lame! DeAndre: JJ, could you tell us about Jonah? Xander: Yeah, start with his story.
JJ: Well, this exhibit’s not quite finished, but let’s use our imaginations. (music cue) The year is 650 B.C. and the place is Israel. And the word of the Lord came to Jonah…
JD: Eh, he was probably a wimp like Xandy here. Zoe: No JD, the Ninevites were probably cruel and mean like you! JD: Oooohhh! JJ: As a matter of fact, Zoe, the Ninevites were bitter enemies of Israel… along with the Hittites, the Ammonites, the Amalekites, the Moabites…
Mycayla: Don’t forget the mosquito bites! JJ: Probably them, too. But the Ninevites were the worst. They were barbarians who’d skin people alive, then torture and burn them. DeAndre: Oh no! Why does God allow people like that? Xander: Yeah, why didn’t God just get rid of Nineveh, like He did Sodom and Gomorrah? JJ: Well, God is sovereign – that means He can do anything He wants – but what God really wanted was to get rid of Nineveh’s sin.
Sebastian: It sounds like Jonah’s got a problem. If he goes to Nineveh, he might get… JD: Barbecued! (Zoe & others glare at him) DeAndre: I think I’d just send ‘em some Bibles or some youtube videos or something. JJ: Well, that would’ve been the safest things to do, but the Lord told Jonah…