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How To Take A Chill Pill And Say "Screw It." By Joe Coffey

Published on Nov 20, 2015

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NEED GOOD WAYS TO RELAX?

HERE'S HOW YOU STOP THE WORLD FROM TAKING YOUR SANITY.

FIRST, FIND SOME MUSIC.

FIND A GENRE THAT CHILLS YOU OUT. HIP HOP DOES THE JOB FOR ME.

STEP 2. HACKEY SACK.

NO HOBBY IS MORE RELAXING THAN KICKING A SACK OF SAND BACK AND FORTH.

STEP 3. LAVA LAMPS.

IT MAY NOT BE FUN FOR THE WAX, BUT IT WILL BE FOR YOU.

STEP 4. FIND YOUR CHILL PILL.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE MEDS. BUT ANY CONSUMABLE CAN WORK.

STEP 5. WRITE IT DOWN.

IF SOMEONE IS BOTHERING YOU, DRAWING THEM WITH A BULLET IN THEIR HEAD HELPS, AT LEAST FOR ME.

STEP 6. MOVIES.

EVER HEARD OF SCHADENFREUDE? MOVIES SUPPLY A LOT OF IT.

STEP 8. FURNITURE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. BUT BEANBAG CHARIS REALLY CHILL ME OUT.

STEP 9. REALIZATION.

SIT BACK AND REALIZE THAT THE WORLD SUCKS. AND LIFE COULD BE A LOT WORSE.