I wanna project/ letters

PISTOL SHRIMP

• Shoot mini suns
• Lives with gobies
• Breaks fish tanks
• One of the smallest predators
• Is my favorite animal
• ...

Dear dad 11,12,2016
I know you said you are done with pets but getting a pistol shrimp is a great opportunity to teach me and Ryan some responsibility , and I will be grown up soon and you know I will want a pet this will be like training.plus Ryan would love him.

Love
your soon to be responsible son Noah

Dear Noah. 11,13,2016

I said I was done with pets for a reason. They are just too expensive. Also we don't know if Ryan is allergic to shellfish. I know Ryan would love him but he might just love him to death💀😬!

Love
Your worried dad

Dear dad 11,14,2016

Pistol shrimp can't be that expensive if they only grow to be three to five CENTIMETERS long that's tiny. The most expensive part would be food, and lets be realistic how much can a little shrimp eat.

Love
Your big son Noah

Dear Noah 11,14,2016
You are right the most expensive part is the food... BUT they eat live prey so every time we need to feed him we have to buy a new fish. Also they like to hang out with gobies which means we will have to buy yet another fish.

Love
Love not so rich dad

Dear dad 11,15,2016
The pistol shrimp and the goby are friends and are known to share food with each other so we won't have to feed the goby. Also they don't onto eat live prey they CAN also eat fish food.

Love
Your friendly son Noah

Dear Noah 11,16,2016
Clearly you are not thinking about the fish tank which is the second most expensive part and they are known to break fish tanks which is yet another problem.

Love
Your still not rich father

Dear dad. 11,17,2016
Dear dad I did think about the tank and I should be able to buy it with Christmas money right. Also they only break glass fish tanks so if we buy a glass one...

Love
Your soon to be rich son Noah

Dear Noah. 11,17,2016


Let me and your mom think about it. But I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Love
Your considerate dad

Untitled Slide