Jack & Jill

Fairytale Land - the place

• located in SW Asia between Iraq and Jordan
• Known for its rolling hills and scarce water resources

The people of Fairytale Land

• Most inhabitants are farmers
• Main ethnic groups are children, giants, fairies, and unicorns
• Religious dictatorship

The Fall

Event timeline

• Early one morning, Jack (an American and famous giant killer) and his ally, Jill, went up the hill.

Event timeline

• Their goal was to aquire a natural resource (water) from the local well.

Event timeline

• On the return trip, Jack tripped and was injured in a fall.
• Was he pushed?

Event timeline

• Gravity was to blame, although some sources say that pro-giant insurgent forces were involved.

Controversy

• Even though Jill fell after Jack, our research has turned up enough questionable evidence, that it would be smart to end our alliance with Jill.

UN Survey: How did Jack fall?

Controversy

• Drone aircraft were reported in the area by witnesses, as well as cows jumping over the moon.

Map

The future?

• End our long alliance with Jill.
• Establish a trade embargo on Fairytale Land (cancel the water for unicorns program)
• Nuke the hill.

Sources

• Declassified NSA meeting brief from 01.06.1972
• Back issues of NY Times
• book, "Jill: Portrait of a Serial Killer", 2009 by Jim Nasium