JORDAN'S MANIFESTO

3 PROBLEMS THAT PORTLAND, OREGON HAS WITH BRATTY TEENS

• Bratty teens bringing their stupid phones to school
• Too much drug use from bratty teens
• Too many bratty teens giving staff members attitude and also having a smart mouth ( mostly from females)

BRATTY TEENS MUST BE PUNISHED

• Only let bratty teens go out if they are with a respectable adult
• Only let them go out if you know they are going to follow the protocols
• Never let bratty teens go out by theirselves, because they are too young to go out by themselves

PUNISHMENTS FOR BRATTY TEENS

• Lock bratty teens up in a room
• Don't let bratty teens do anything fun for a while
• Whip bratty teens once with a whip
• Place their hands under hot water in the sink for 10 seconds(for being very bad)
• Find a colossal punishment for very highly bad behavior

10 THINGS WE NEED TO DO ABOUT BRATTY TEENS

• Never buy bratty teens a phone
• Never let bratty teens get a smart mouth with you
• Always be strict, but not too strict, just strict enough to enforce the protocols
• Never let bratty teens leave their instillation without an adult
• Always give bratty teens a punishment based on what they did wrong

10 THINGS TO DO ABOUT BRATTY TEENS (PART 2)

• Never let bratty teens get in trouble with the authorities
• Never let bratty teens get a criminal record
• Set up a trial for what the bratty teens did wrong
• Go through the procedures of what they did wrong during the trial
• Teens regularly should not interfere into a relationship

THE CONCLUDED INFORMATION

• Always make sure that bratty teens are following the sequences
• Always make sure that bratty teens know the protocols
• Tell them that their protocol is not to have a phone ( it's unnecessary)
• Tell them you're the hierarch
• bratty teens must know that dramatic talk will not be tolerated