PRESENTATION OUTLINE
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”
“I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”
“She doesn’t even go here!”
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
We should totally just stab Caesar!”
