MEXICO CITY

THE FLIGHT

• I traveled from the DFW airport to Mexico city
• The barbie doll I bought made the security get a little suspicious
• They came right up to me and said
• "Scuse me miss, but aren't you a little bit to old to be playing with dolls"
• Then I told them that I'll sue them for harassment if they don't leave me alone

THE HOTEL

• The hotel is nice
• But the staff here are not speaking english
• Ok next time, I'm going somewhere in the states
• The Stanley hotel is more haunted then the island of dolls
• And I'll be able to understand them