What I learned from Mom

LET THE KIDS WRITE THEIR NAME IN KETCHUP

SEWING IS FUN, SEAM RIPPING ISN'T

WHEN THEY'RE CRABBY, PUT THEM IN WATER

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE MORE WATER CHESTNUT

LITTLE KIDS ARE GOOD SUPERVISORS

WET PAPER TOWEL + FOIL + DAFFODILS = HAPPY TEACHER

EVERYBODY LIKES TO LICK THE BEATERS

IF YOU HAVEN'T USED IT IN 2 YEARS, LET IT GO.

REQUIRES CHEX MIX AND SWEDISH MEATBALLS

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' FOOD PROCESSOR

TOOTHBRUSHES AND EPOXY MAKE GREAT VORTICELLA

IF THE KIDS CALL FOR HELP, GET THEM SAFE. YOU CAN YELL LATER.

EVEN THE CLEANING LADY WON'T VACUUM IF TOYS ARE EVERYWHERE

AND PLAY PIANO

READ WITH THE KIDS. EVERY NIGHT.

DO THE BEST JOB YOU CAN, EVERY TIME, NO EXCUSES

TRY LOTS OF THINGS

ROASTED SEEDS ONLY HAPPEN AFTER YOU DIG THROUGH PUMPKIN GUTS