My slideshow

My goal was to create the worst slideshow you could possibly imagine. Worse than that even. I wanted to show the world how very bad a slideshoe could be -- so bad that people would wsh the projector would break or that a fire drill would happen or that I would have an emergency attach of appendicitus (and no I didn't spell check that word either).

Therefore I do not have color in my slideshow.

You will also noted a conspicuous lack of pictures, images, graphics, or other visual effects. Those will come later, and like a token male at a bridal shower, they will not really be involved in a meaningful way.

Other ways to make sure your slideshow is as bad as it possibly can be:

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• Use a template
• Forget to customize parts of your template (see above)
• Make every slide look the same.
• Vary the size and color of text as little as possible.
• Use the same font in every slide.

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• And, of course, bore your viewer to death.

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That was my token image.

Oh, and one more thing:

the end.