IRON STAR INC.

ROSES

• Roses are thorny.
• This is a problem.
• Genetically splice them with celery.
• Thornless roses.
• Society will have prettier and safer roses. For only $15 per plant.

CELERY

• Celery has no protein.
• Splice it with a cow.
• Juicy, delicious, and meaty celery.
• Society will have a protein rich vegetable.
• This only costs $10 per bag.

ONIONS

• Onions smell horrid.
• Splice them with celery.
• Scentless onions.
• Cooks everywhere will be able to use onions without the smell.
• Only $2.50 a pound.

RICE

• Rice needs a lot of water to grow.
• Splice it with a cactus.
• Low water requiring rice.
• Rice production will increase and water will be saved.
• At a cost of $5 per seed package.