How to Disappoint Your Parents
Published on Jan 25, 2018
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How to Disappoint Your Parents
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a. There are times that everyone feels like a failure
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Fail your classes
United States finished last (46 percent) for the percentage of students who completed college once they started it.
i. Source: harvard
b. I'm not talking about dropping a class or becoming an art major here, I'm talking about FAILING your classes and basically being expelled due to poor grades from UCF. I know this is just the tip of the iceberg, but honestly it's always a great place to start.
i. Source: harvard
b. I'm not talking about dropping a class or becoming an art major here, I'm talking about FAILING your classes and basically being expelled due to poor grades from UCF. I know this is just the tip of the iceberg, but honestly it's always a great place to start.
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Date someone who doesn't
have their life together
a. 63% of College Women Hope to Meet Their Spouse in College
i. Source: Hooking up and hanging out
b. Do they have a job? No. Are they in school? No. Do they have a criminal record? Yes. If you're gonna do this right, date a guy named Spike who is the leader of a second-tier biker gang and keeps getting in trouble for fighting at McDonal's drive-thrus and selling drugs to middle schoolers.
i. Source: Hooking up and hanging out
b. Do they have a job? No. Are they in school? No. Do they have a criminal record? Yes. If you're gonna do this right, date a guy named Spike who is the leader of a second-tier biker gang and keeps getting in trouble for fighting at McDonal's drive-thrus and selling drugs to middle schoolers.
Become a stripper
or a porn star
a. Average stripper salary: $47,182
b. Everyone makes the joke "maybe I should drop out and become a stripper" but have you ever REALLY done it? No? Then get to work! This is the final step to being an absolute disappointment to your parents.
b. Everyone makes the joke "maybe I should drop out and become a stripper" but have you ever REALLY done it? No? Then get to work! This is the final step to being an absolute disappointment to your parents.
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