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The Book of Marcus

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THE BOOK OF MARCUS

A Collection of Marcus-isms
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I NEED TO FIND THE HORMONES. I WANT THE HORMONES. ALL OF THEM

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BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY AND EXPLORATION!

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YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I KNOW 🌚

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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED. YOU JUST TAKE IT AND PUT IT IN.

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-directed towards Mai for being such a stereotypical Asian schoolgirl- How does it feel knowing you act like something that is commonly searched for on porn sites?

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IT MISFIRED...

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YOU'RE EITHER A DANGLER OR YOU'RE NOT. YOU CAN'T BE BOTH, I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT!

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VIBRATIONS BRINGS JOY TO MANY PEOPLE, OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD...

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NOW STICK THE CUPS, BUT DO IT GENTLY OR YOU'LL TEAR THEM

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MAI IS EITHER EXPENSIVE OR CHEAP DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

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WHY CAN'T I USE THAT WORD? THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT NEED MOUNTED

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OKAY, I'M A GOOD FATHER FIGURE TO COMPENSATE FOR MOST BLACK FATHERS THAT LEAVE.

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I'LL HAVE OTHER THINGS COMING AS WELL 🌚

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MASTER... NO MORE LASHINGS PLEASE MASTER...

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Mai: Give me more quotes Marcus 😂
Marcus: Is that all I'm good for? 😂
Mai: YES
Marcus: You need to give me something to work with
Mai: Okay
Mai: Ummmm
Mai: Butt Stuff
Mai: Rich Rosen

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Marcus: Okay, don't do that again. My first thought was that would have prevented Katie, then it switched to the mannequin, the myth, the legend. Then they combined to the fact that sex dolls were invented by the German military in WWI to prevent the spread of Syphilis

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Mai: I'm just saying random $^*! so you can give me more Marcus-isms 😂
Marcus: When I become a dictator, my economic system, you do realize, will be called Marcusism. Everyone will confuse it for Marxism and think that I'm a Communist. Then those people will be executed because I'm not a Commie.

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Mai: What's that thing you said about your skin while caressing it creepily?
Marcus: I don't know, I'm ashy and need cocoa butter?
Mai: No, it had something to do with being blessed with smooth, caramel skin.
Marcus: Yes, it's true.
Marcus: I'm the perfect flavor for any occasion

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