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1.

DONT EAT ANYONE.

YOU'LL GO TO PRISON.
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2.

DON'T KILL ANYONE.

PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY GET KILLED.
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3.

MY FATHER WAS HARRY POTTER.

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4.

DON'T DO GANG STUFF.

YOU'LL GET SHOT.
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5.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

EXEPT WHEN IT IS.
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6.

DON'T BE BATMAN.

YOU'LL BE A LONER WITH NO PARENTS.
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7.

DON'T DO DRUGS.

YOU'LL TURN INTO SNOOP DOGG.
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8.

DON'T BECOME RICH.

YOU'LL LOOK LIKE THIS.
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9.

IF A ZOMBIE TRIES TO EAT YOU,

DON'T EAT IT BACK.
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10.

DON'T LET CATS LICK YOU.

THEIR TONGUES ARE SANDPAPER.
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11.

NEVER PERFORM AN EXORCISM.

UNLESS YOU'RE A PRIEST. THEN IT'S OKAY.
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12.

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE A LOSER,

YOU PROBABLY ARE.
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13.

IF YOU MEET A TERRORIST,

DON'T BE HIS FRIEND. SHOOT HIM.
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14.

DON'T EAT BABIES.

NO MATTER WHAT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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15.

NEVER TRY TO SWIM IN A FISHBOWL.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.
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