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Published on Dec 03, 2015

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11.67

A Memorable Personal Best

sprinting: mike's summer hobby

It didn't end well.

This is a slideshow of Mike lying around a lot.

Warning: Graphic Images.

"that's my best time ever!"

Having a new PB makes this a memorable day.

"H...HELP!?"

Yay! You came in 2nd

Why are you lying down, Mike?

Yeaghh!

Arms aren't supposed to bend like that!

Mike thought 3 joints wasn't enough

so he created a fourth.

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  • 911 operator: What is your emergency?
  • Race spectator: A sprinter fell and hurt his arm.
  • 911 operator: Do you think it's broken?
  • Race spectator: Maybe...

Are you kidding me?

calm, cool and collected

riding to the hospital in style.

The paramedic was impressed

Paramedic show and tell

Waiting in Purgatory, with no pain meds. It's time for...

still smiling

but his arm wasn't straight enough yet...

No longer 90 degrees

Doctors broke his arm back. 

That doesn't look SO bad.

OK, I can tell it's broken...

MY eyes!

So they broke his arm AGAIN.

"I've been asking you out for 40 years."

a painful night in hospital...

...led to being showered in gifts

like a one armed blouse from sam

a sponge bath...

and a toe cleaning from eleanor

and a new kitty.

Go go go go!

Time for surgery.

Oh yeaH?

"Doctors don't take photos during surgery for patients."

In a nearly abandoned recovery room, 

Mike had a very frightening post-apocalyptic wake up.

one hand looks a little different.

Finally, peaceful.

2 plates, 12 screws

excellent enhancements.

The end

Now, 8 weeks of healing.

To mike, love shauna.

I'll always be there to lend a hand.