Country Thunder

Background

• Rachel is our corp commander, like the president.
• Very nice person
• Not very smart with beer or Liquor.
• This was a fundraising event for our Air Force JROTC.

Camp Site

• Rachel

Shift Over

• Just finished working an 16 hour shift.
• We finally had the rest of the night to drink and have fun.
• Had my buddy get two 30 packs.
• Rachel went and started mix her drinks.

Having Fun

Unhappy

• Rachel was having fun, but then i heard a hiccup
• Next thing you know she throws up on my buddies head from outside of the tent.
• Then again over by a dirt ditch, almost falls into her own body fluids and I stopped that from happening.

Sleep Time

• When i picked her up she didn't want to go to bed.
• I told her its time and so i proceeded to put her in her sleeping bag and watch her for two hours.
• Had to watch her from choking to death for two hours on her own puke.
• Had to clean it all up with my clean underwear.

Morning

• When waking up in the morning come to find out all is well and we all went to work the next morning.

Lesson Learned

• That david can have a lot of beer a still be able to save people. Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor never sicker.

The End