I don't want to be a doll
bound to the horrors of the little girls section
in these clothes I feel quite small
I'm just yearning for your affection

I don't want to be stiff
ruffles and bows are much too tense
I know these thoughts put you in a tiff
frankly you are much too dense

I don't want to smile blankly
there is more behind my face
you only care if I'm lanky
please don't make me your disgrace