Untitled Haiku Deck by Cara Riker

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Untitled Haiku Deck

Published on Nov 18, 2015

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PRESENTATION OUTLINE

More than 3 billion people in the world live off less than $2.50 a day

Hunger is the number one killer in the world

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HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?

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We propose that Mr. Harper become emperor of the world.

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HOW DOES THIS HELP ANYONE?

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ECONOMIC BOOST

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Cream soda or the "nectar of the Gods" will become main beverage

Provides job opportunity within factories that manufacture the drink

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Don't forget health benefits!

Cream soda provides 2% of your daily calcium.

Water? 0%

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IMPROVED STUDENT SATISFACTION

YOU CAN ANSWER ALL OF LIFE'S HARDEST QUESTIONS

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CALCULUS

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STUDENTS WON'T STRESS OVER TESTING ANYMORE!

How, you might ask?

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THEY AREN'T TESTS, QUIZZES, OR EXAMS!

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They're now Point Gathering Experiences & Extravaganzas, and Snacks!

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NO MORE WAR.

There's equations to stop everything.

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EXTRATERRESTRIAL THREAT?

Vectors can stop it

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FEELING SLUGGISH?

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GET MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WITH "FUN FOOD FRIDAYS"

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With his knowledge, construction efficiency can go nowhere but up.

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NO MORE SKETCHY CASH LOAN BUSINESSES!

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AND no more corrupt government

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HARPER HAS IT ALL UNDER CONTROL

Cara Riker

https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/979234035421271/