BY CONNOR LEWIS

THE KUDZU VINE WAS GROWING UP THE LEDGE

ALL HE NEEDED TO LIVE WAS RESPIRATION

MY PERPETUAL FAILURES ARE EMBARRASSING

THE MAN AT THE MORG WAS EMBALMING THE BODY

THE STRAIGHT A STUDENT IS A PROPHET

THE CANNAS PLANT WAS HUGE

YOUR LINEAMENTS ARE DIFFERENT FROM MINE

WHEN YOUR SAD YOU ARE VERY INGENUOUS

YOUR ARMY IS VERY FEEBLE

THE GHOST IS VERY INCONSPICUOUS

JEAN JACKETS ARE PASSÈ

THE DRUNK FARMERS LANGUAGE WAS VERY PHILIPPIC

YOUR HAT IS CLADDING WITH YOUR SHOES

THE BALCONY WAS ON A PULPIT

SOME PEOPLE DEVOID THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF THE GROUP

MY MYOPIC IS IS HORRIBLE FROM A DISTANCE

IM EXTREMELY PENSIVE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

SOME PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY RESILIENT TO CHANGE

IM EXTREMLY PLACID WITH CHILDREN

THE FORMULA HAD MANY PECULIARITIES

HE CROSSED HIS ARMS AKIMBO

HE HIT ME IN THE GULLET

THE BILLIONARE WAS IN AN AMIABILITY

THE TEACHER WAS BROWBEATING ME

HE WAS ON A PILGRIMAGE TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

I STORE ALL OF MY STUFF IN MY CHIFFOROBE

HE EXPUNGED ALL OF MY RECORDS

THERE WAS NO CORROBORATIVE EVIDENCE

WE WERE WAITING IN SUBSEQUENT ORDER

I WAS ACQUIT FROM ALL CHARGES