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USELESS-NESS

Published on Nov 18, 2015

A quick deck on why HaikuDeck is a Retard

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USELESS-NESS

the story of haiku deck 
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2.

You know what I love?

  • No control of text boxes / fonts
  • Inconsistent font sizes thru-out deck 
  • Super-janky Undo feature
  • Unintuitive bullet-point systems
  • Being entirely limited.
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3.

who supplied VC 4 THIS?

seriously. it's pretty awful.
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4.

BUT I GET IT

you're selling this as the twitter of decks
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5.

LESS IS MORE

humans dont want options, choice is a myth
6.

BUT AS A POWER USER

i find it lacking
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7.

I'm Sure

this'll get better. the picture features are a good start.
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8.

THO YOU SHOULD

be able to tag your uploaded pics with filters and see who uses them.
9.

my advice?

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10.

memes.

market it to those meme-happy kids.
11.

IMGUR

laughable you don't have imgur img url embed
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12.

url img embed

should be able to copy paste img url for an img backgorund
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13.

BUZZFEED

in the age of everything being slideshows, this could resonate
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but YALL

need some help from prez designers.
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15.

simple is good

but for fuck's sake, give us text boxes or give us death
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16.

IMG EDITING

just simple saturation & overlay features
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17.

CLICK 'n' DRAG

if i see an img i like for another slide, lemme drag it on, baby!
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18.

OR BOOKMARKS

or a user library, or shit, anything!
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19.

LOOk

this could go on forever
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I'm JUS' trying

to get my message across—
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tho it's difficult

w/ these restrictions...all that said
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22.

AT EOD

at least you're trying
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23.

Keep at it

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