what to do when you best friend moves

• find you friends new home, just find where they live
• stalk them
• realize you can't live without them
• kidnap them
• realize that was wrong and return them
• attemt to find a new best friend even though nothing can compare to you old best friend
• make a shrine
• pray to the shrine like a god who would bring your best friend back
• have another of your friends who wasn't a best friend till now yell at you
• try move on
• keep stalking them to make sure they are happy no matter what.
• try to make a clone of your friend because on the last letter they sent you had some of his/her hair in it. after making the clone relize that it was just his/her mothers hair.

find you friends new home, just find where they live

stalk them

realize you can't live without them

kidnap them

realize that was wrong and return them

attemt to find a new best friend even though nothing can compare to you old best friend

make a shrine

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what NOT to do when your best friend moves

• Move on
• ignore them
• forget about them
• tell them its good for them and they would be better off at their new home
• Not Cry, crying is a natal human emotion if you do not cry your friend would feel as if you never cared and that you are just an emotionless cyborg who just wanted him/her in your life so you can then inslave them in your army of humans as robots take over the world.
• enslave the human race
• Not make a clone of him/her they would feel very missed and wanted if you do and you want them to feel that way cause they know how weird you can be and they would miss your weirdness and would like to know that you are still weird and that they are not being left out on the weirdness.