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Published on Nov 21, 2015
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CLINICAL PHYCOLOGY
TREATING FREAKS AND WEIRDOS SINCE B.C. 2
2.
HOW TO.....
As a clinical physiologist your job is easy
Yet at the same time it is very difficult and sometimes tedious
You are charged to deal with
The mentally enamored
And listen and advise other peoples problems constantly
3.
MEDS ARE IMPORTANT
Americans are usually either diagnosed or self diagnosed
With multiple mental health issues despite their actual condition
Or possession of these illnesses your job is to exploit this and heavily
Medicate them to make a decent salary and....
Get a nice kick back from the local pharmacies
4.
DOWNSIDES
Being a physiologist isn't all about looking down on people
And charging them inhumanly high amounts of money
You also may be exposed to a lot of actually insane or mentally handicapped
People who you are charged to help and or treat
You have to be careful because others like you have been known to go insane from this
5.
MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!
A clinical physiologist is paid $167,610 per year
This ensures that you'll be able to live a nice comfy life...
At your patients expense regardless of their true mental health
This means your basically being paid so that you patients
Can whine about themselves to someone who pretends to care
6.
IN CLOSONG
Being a clinical phycologist isn't easy yet it isn't hard either
All you have to do to succeed is lie and pick your battles
But in case you go insane remember....
No matter how hard you try you can never...
Chase down the dragon in the gumdrop forest it's to fast
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