How To Be An Awful School Board Member

Published on Mar 21, 2017

For novice and seasoned BOE members. Courtesy of Eitner Education.

PRESENTATION OUTLINE

Naughty, Naughty!

How Not To Be A Successful BOE Member 
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Superintendent Jay Eitner

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You've been elected or appointed. GOOD FOR YOU! You're going to change the whole system now, right?

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What You're In Charge Of:

  • Philosophy
  • Policy
  • Paychecks
  • Hiring & Firing the Superintdent

Everything Else?


You're paying the Superintendent to do.

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As elected officials, consider yourself Kings & Queens.

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You are responsible for hiring a Captain to lead and steer the boat.

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If you don't like the direction the boat it going, you fire the Captain.

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You DON'T get on the boat.

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PHILOSOPHY

  • Mission Statement
  • Vision
  • District Goals
  • CSA Goals
  • Committees or Committee of the Whole via CSA recomendation

GET OFF MY BOAT!

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POLICY

  • Policy Committees
  • Work Sessions
  • INCIDENT = POLICY, POLICY = REGULATION
  • Strict or Loose Interpretation
  • Current Events

GET OFF MY BOAT

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PAYCHECKS

  • Paying your employees
  • Paying your bills
  • Paying your debt
  • Tax Levies, Bonds & Referendums
  • Creating a budget
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GET OFF MY BOAT!

Everything else? 
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HIRING & FIRING THE CSA

  • Recruit / Interview
  • Set the job description
  • Evaluate at least once a year
  • Other state requirements*

Yes, you can make a CSA's life wonderful or a living hell.

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YOU CAN'T GET ON THE BOAT!

But even if you choose to make the CSA miserable... 
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HOW TO BE AN IDIOT

...and to cause lawsuits, discord, misery, or AOTA 
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1) MICROMANAGEMENT

  • Remember 'your 4'
  • Meddling
  • Small Town BS
  • Big Town BS
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2) NEWSPAPER / ONLINE COMMENTS

  • Quotes to the paper
  • Fake names in chatrooms
  • Church bulletins
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3) PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT

  • Dirty laundry gets cleaned behind closed doors
  • Turning employee hires into a circus event
  • "Disparaging Remarks"

4) CLAIMING TO REPRESENT THE WHOLE BOE

  • 1-Member-Negotiations
  • False Promises
  • 'Calling Court'

5) SOLICITATING COMPLAINTS

  • Complaint fishing expediations
  • Secret meetings or "cups of coffee"
  • Firing up the Mob

6) BUILDING NEGATIVE COALITIONS

  • "Let's grab a drink after the meeting."
  • Sticking around after a BOE meeting to chat with firestarters
  • Not conducting BOE business in the public (no, a bar is not 'public')
  • ALCOHOL = SOCIAL LUBRICATOR

7) GATHERING ONE-SIDED PUBLIC SUPPORT

  • One-sided petitions, letters, or meetings
  • FOX vs MSNBC
  • The "Kitchen Cabinet"
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When in doubt, talk to your CSA. She/he will be happy to help, that's their job.

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Unless you already tried to get on their boat or are trying to sandbag.

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...then you're D-O-A.

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References

  • Cookson, Peter. Sacred Trust. Corwin, 2012.
  • Mayer, Richard E. How Not to Be a Terrible School Board Member. Corwin, 2011.
  • Jackson, Robert. What They Don't Teach You in School Administration. Amazon, 2006.

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