"Things fall apart, the center can not hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world/The blood-dimmed tide is loosed and everywhere/The ceremony of innocence is drowned."
"To predict the behavior of ordinary people, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence."
"In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
"I used to think that it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'What if life WERE fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe."