ALIENS ARE A THREAT!

REASONS THEY ARE DEADLY

• Have super suckers to eat yours and your pet's souls
• Will disguise themselves as humans and eat all your nutella then poison your dog's water
• Will tell on you after you eat THEIR Nutella
• f a neuWill live in your house and not pay rent
• Their dogs are evil space demons from space forged from the core of a neutron Saturn (alternate universe) which was puked out by Satan!!!!!!

They look real ugly homie!

Will copy your face and get you fired

What do about it

• Ask nicely for the aliens to live
• Hide our Nutella
• CAUSE A MASS GENOCIDE RESULTING IN THE DEATHS OF BILLIONS OF ALIENS ON EARTH AND SURROUNDING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
• Tell our dogs to not drink almond smelling water (cyanide is the only poison aliens use because they are stuck up)
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How to test for aliens?

Scream the Follwing

I HAVE 2kg OF NUTELLA AND NON-TOXIC DOG WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!