PRESENTATION OUTLINE
ONCE UPON A WEDNESDAY
- Two strangers met in a bar. Stranger #1 didn't really want to go. After all, blind dates are pretty naff. Who cares what someone's favourite colour is anyway? Stranger #2 lived really close by so he thought it was a good excuse for a pint if nothing else
BUT THEN TEQUILA HAPPNED
- After some high pressure pool playing, challenges from a Chinese check shirt, a few rounds of truth or dare and a tequila shot or two, the strangers realised that dating wasn't that bad after all, and in fact could even be a lot of fun
AND THIS IS THE STORY OF WHAT CAME NEXT...
The country took us by surprise and listened to old Boris. Suddenly we were a lone island and a Brixton booty call was the only thing to make it better
But being drunk isn't always the best way to hang out so some civilised tapas was on the cards. It was discovered that chorizo definitely is vegetarian
Round about that time the sun started shining which means only one thing: Sunday night fun and games on a rooftop bar...despite the housemate trouble this may cause
Not long after, an important lesson was learnt in Parliament park: Japanese tourists make the best bench buddies
But sooner or later it had to be competition time and it was the battle of the Mac. The bar was raised with a splash of prosecco, but tradition triumphed in the end
And the sun was still shining so who wouldn't head to the park for a cheeky game of catch and a dumpling or two?
But no dating story is complete without a culture fix so a walk through Kubrick's crazy mind and some wobbly virtual reality was in order
Then for a birthday trip to Westeros where battle commenced and allegiances were formed
But uh oh what's that? Not tequila again?
And just like that...the fun came tumbling down
And the moral of the story...who gives up after the first game of Jenga?
But if that's all too deep and the show is over, it will be water off a duck's back x
But finally...who knew breaking beds could be so much fun?
