The Tale of Noah Sucking

Once upon a time there was a lad by the name of Noah, who had a slight problem, he could not stop sucking.

Everywhere he went he just sucked more and more and more, there was no end to his seemingly
infinite barrel of suck.

he sucked at everything

• Minecraft
• Wearing Hats
• Comedy
• Drawing Penises
• And most of all, Life

But then there came a day, where noahs sucking came to an end, for he had sucked in the universe and imploded.

The End