Rats! Blast these bloody Patriots and their great leaders. This was a very tactful war and should not have been won by a bunch of ragtag militia men. We are the strongest army in the world and we lost to these people. It was more or less our fault, but nevertheless, blast it all!! It's the year 1781 of his majesty King George III (may he live forever), and we have lost. Now we will be subject to ridicule by France, Spain, and Holland, all of whom helped in this American Revolution.