BY AIDAN PATTERSON

YOU COULD LEARN TO FLY?

YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING AND NEVER GET FAT?

ANIMALS COULD TALK?

YOU HAD INFINITE MONEY?

YOU COULD GO INTO SPACE WHENEVER YOU WANT?

YOU COULD TURN INTO A BIRD?

YOU COULD SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE?

YOU COULD TURN ANYTHING IN TO CANDY?

YOU COULD COMMUNICATE WITH ANY TECHNOLOGY?

WE COLONIZED THE OCEAN?

A LION ATE A BIG MAC?

FOOD ATE HUMANS?