MY FAVORITE LEGEND IS THE ONE WITH THE LEAF MAN.

MY MOM ALWAYS CALL MY DOG GRUNGY AFTER HE HAS BEEN IN MUD.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS INFAMOUS FOR TAKING STERIODS.

TO GET TO PLACES, A SUBWAY WOULD SUFFICE.

SOMETIMES MY BLUNDERING SISTER KNOCKS OVER VASES.

THE CARDINAL COLORS ARE RED, BLUE, AND YELLOW

MY SISTER SUPPOSEDLY SAW A PHANTOM MAN WALKING ON WATER.

WE SOMETIMES GET CAUGHT IN THE PANDEMONIUM OF 5:00 TRAFFIC.

THE ELEPHANT LUMBERED ACROSS THE GRASS

WHEN YOU GO THROUGH PUBERTY YOU GET MANY BLEMISHES.

THE STORM TROOPER WAS BEFUDDLED BY HIS ORDERS, AND MESSED UP.

THIS GUY IS NOT IN HIS PRIME AGE.