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Organelles Not To Vote For
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Published on Nov 22, 2015
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A VOTE FOR THE NUCLEUS IS A VOTE FOR TYRANNY
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The nucleus wants to control all the organelles.
It collects information on all of us all tells us what to do
The nucleus uses DNA to control us, not to help us.
It is power hungry and evil.
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LYSOSOME: RIDDING US OF WASTE OR EXPORTING OUR VALUABLES?
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The lysosome claims that they are ridding us of harmful materials.
But are they? Lysosomes export things out of order our cell to others.
Jobs could be created to exterminate these solutions instead.
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RIBOSOMES: MASS PRODUCTION. SWEAT SHOPS.
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Ribosomes produce all proteins in our community.
To produce this huge amount of material they rely on the cheap labor of the ER.
The ER is underpaid and overworked. Ribosomes are dirty and liars.
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SMOOTH ER: NOT SO SMOOTH
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The smooth ER stores steroids.
This is bad for children because it stunts growth.
SMOOTH ER IS AGAINST CHILDREN AND BABIES.
DONT VOTE FOR A BABY KILLER.
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GOLGI BODY LOBBYING AGAINST OUR COUNTRY
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The Golgi body is running a low profile shipping company.
This company's main export are illegal drugs.
Don't line this mongrel's pockets!
Don't vote Golgi!!!
Adriana Thomas
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