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Organelles Not To Vote For

Published on Nov 22, 2015

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A VOTE FOR THE NUCLEUS IS A VOTE FOR TYRANNY

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  • The nucleus wants to control all the organelles.
  • It collects information on all of us all tells us what to do
  • The nucleus uses DNA to control us, not to help us.
  • It is power hungry and evil.

LYSOSOME: RIDDING US OF WASTE OR EXPORTING OUR VALUABLES?

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  • The lysosome claims that they are ridding us of harmful materials.
  • But are they? Lysosomes export things out of order our cell to others.
  • Jobs could be created to exterminate these solutions instead.

RIBOSOMES: MASS PRODUCTION. SWEAT SHOPS.

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  • Ribosomes produce all proteins in our community.
  • To produce this huge amount of material they rely on the cheap labor of the ER.
  • The ER is underpaid and overworked. Ribosomes are dirty and liars.

SMOOTH ER: NOT SO SMOOTH

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  • The smooth ER stores steroids.
  • This is bad for children because it stunts growth.
  • SMOOTH ER IS AGAINST CHILDREN AND BABIES.
  • DONT VOTE FOR A BABY KILLER.

GOLGI BODY LOBBYING AGAINST OUR COUNTRY

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  • The Golgi body is running a low profile shipping company.
  • This company's main export are illegal drugs.
  • Don't line this mongrel's pockets!
  • Don't vote Golgi!!!