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Ap Stats Poem

Published on Nov 21, 2015

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  • Start the day at 100% confidence level
  • Walk into class, teacher says you can never have 100% confidence
  • First week over starting to feel the incompetence.

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  • Describing graphs: shape, center, spread
  • All this studying makes me want to go to bed
  • Mean, median and mode, statistics always cracks the code
  • Questions taking so long it makes me want to croak

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  • The super hard exponential equations
  • The most difficult class in all of the nations
  • All of our memories of the good old days with straight A's
  • Hope this college exam pays for some of our college days

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  • Learning how the null hypothesis of this class is failure
  • It's starting to turn me into an Ap stats hater
  • Everyday word problems dealing with cookies and cancer
  • "Class take a gander we finally found the right answer"

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  • Click, click, click goes the keys of the calculator
  • I believe this electronic miracle is our crusader
  • Terrible, treacherous, torture of all night homework
  • I can't get the right answer I'm going berserk!

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  • Now we hear that exam day is coming
  • All the chapters together are numbing
  • From power functions to significance levels
  • And box plots to line regression devils

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  • Three hours of pain and agony on exam day
  • I can't wait for this horrible free response to go away
  • Designing experiments and making decisions
  • At the end remembering I forgot to do the division

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  • Class is over, the year is done
  • Time to go out and have some fun
  • Now we don't have to take college stats and pay a ton!