22 Jump Street
We liked 21 Jump Street so much we named our place after the second movie. Having our place located so close a Korean Church we will always have Korean Jesus close to us. Being located in a police headquarters we will have 24/7 protection.

Declaration of Intent
We wanted to create a place where people could freely worship Korean Jesus. We needed a place where we could do whatever we wanted to. We also wanted to create a place that we could rule with an iron fist.

Requirements for Citizenship

• You can't be a Nazi or part of the KKK
• You can't be Obama
• Have to of graduated from Kindergarten
• Hippies are not allowed in unless they keep it on a down low
• Must go to Korean Church on Wednesdays and Sundays to worship Korean Jesus

Code of Conduct

• No shooting people for no reason
• No breaking and entering
• Must pay the troll toll
• No stealing because stealing is wrong
• Wifi is free wherever you go

Code of Conduct. (Contd.)

• Must be taller then a Jolly Rancher
• Dictators (us) receive 75% of all profits
• No watching chick flicks
• If caught playing soccer you will be hung
• Nap time is 1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. and snack time is 2:00 p.m. - 2:30 p.m.