CLINICAL PHYCOLOGY

HOW TO.....

• As a clinical physiologist your job is easy
• Yet at the same time it is very difficult and sometimes tedious
• You are charged to deal with
• The mentally enamored
• And listen and advise other peoples problems constantly

MEDS ARE IMPORTANT

• Americans are usually either diagnosed or self diagnosed
• With multiple mental health issues despite their actual condition
• Or possession of these illnesses your job is to exploit this and heavily
• Medicate them to make a decent salary and....
• Get a nice kick back from the local pharmacies

DOWNSIDES

• Being a physiologist isn't all about looking down on people
• And charging them inhumanly high amounts of money
• You also may be exposed to a lot of actually insane or mentally handicapped
• People who you are charged to help and or treat
• You have to be careful because others like you have been known to go insane from this

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

• A clinical physiologist is paid $167,610 per year
• This ensures that you'll be able to live a nice comfy life...
• At your patients expense regardless of their true mental health
• This means your basically being paid so that you patients
• Can whine about themselves to someone who pretends to care

IN CLOSONG

• Being a clinical phycologist isn't easy yet it isn't hard either
• All you have to do to succeed is lie and pick your battles
• But in case you go insane remember....
• No matter how hard you try you can never...
• Chase down the dragon in the gumdrop forest it's to fast