Quebec

Hockey

• they are freaking out about hits in hockey for accidental hit to the head.
• every other province knows hits are in hockey and they are very common and sometimes people get hurt but thats the game

Hockey

• they can sell "more" protective helmets and gear to make overprotective parents go nuts for them.

Merde

• quebec is seen to want to convert to water instead of toilet paper
• other regions in canada may start making the conversion but many enjoy classic toilet paper so majority will not change

Merde

• marketers can start selling bidet's to quebec as majority of quebec wants to switch from toilet paper