THE LAUGHINGSTOCKS OF THE WORLD

THE GUY WHO WANTS TO MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR THE BORDER WALL

THE DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVED HE COULD WIN

THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM HIS FAMILY AND FAILED MISERABLY

THE GUY WHO FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT HE HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING

THAT GUY WHO CHANGES HIS OPINION DEPENDING ON WHO HE IS TALKING TO.

THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT THE IRAN DEAL WOULD ACCELERATE IRAN GETTING A NUCLEAR WEAPON

THE WOMAN WHO LITERALLY RUINED HEWLETT PACKARD

YET ANOTHER REPUBLICAN WHO FINALLY UNDERSTANDS THAT HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF WINNING

THE GUY WHO VOTED AGAINST THE EMPLOYMENT DISCRIMINATION ACT