Three day love, broken by death.

No point reading, this tells all.

Romeo's mopey, everyone else is violent.

Servants are stupid, Romeo's a jerk.

Em... Nice story you got, Nurse.

Mercutio, you ate HOW much lead?!

I love you! ... Who are you?

Blah, blah, blah, Romeo's in love.

Is everyone a perv in Shakespeare?!

Geez man, you're kinda a creep.

Man, you definitely took convincing. (Sarcasm)

Saucy. Sure, that's the polite term.

The nurse is a delaying jerk.

I didn't know this was Macbeth.

Death in the family. Who cares?

Does she hate me? 'Course not.

Poor Paris. An already taken wife.

Whoops. I scheduled dual appointments again.

One marriage or the other. Decisions.

Juliet is a harlot for confessing?

Oh my goodness, the epic foreshadowing.

This has no purpose to exist.

Her practice death, before the real.

Really, Balthasar's just asking for death.

You had one job, Friar John!

Needless loss: just check her pulse!