SICK
Published on Nov 25, 2015
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I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL TODAY
SAID LITTLE PEGGY ANN MCKAY
I HAVE THE MEASLES
AND THE MUMPS,
A GASH, A RASH
AND PURPLE BUMPS
I'M GOING BLIND
IN MY RIGHT EYE.
MY TONSILS ARE
AS BIG AS ROCKS
I'VE COUNTED SIXTEEN CHICKEN POX
AND THERE'S ONE MORE - THAT'S SEVENTEEN,
MY FACE LOOKS GREEN?
AND DON'T YOU THINK
MY LEG IS CUT
MY EYES ARE BLUE
IT MIGHT BE INSTAMATIC FLU.
I COUGH AND SNEEZE AND GASP
AND CHOKE.
I'm sure that my left leg is broke -
MY HIP HURTS WHEN I MOVE MY CHIN,
MY BELLY BUTTON'S CAVING IN,
My back is wrenched,
my ankle's sprained,
MY 'PENDIX PAINS EACH TIME IT RAINS.
MY NOSE IS COLD, MY TOES ARE NUMB,
I have a sliver in my thumb
My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I THINK MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT.
MY ELBOW'S BENT, MY SPINE AIN'T STRAIGHT
MY TEMPERATURE IS ONE-O-EIGHT.
MY BRAIN IS SHRUNK, I CANNOT HEAR,
THERE IS A HOLE INSIDE MY EAR.
I HAVE A HANGNAIL,
and my heart is -
what? What's that? What's that you say?
SATURDAY?
YOU SAY TODAY IS
