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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of the people will get this joke.
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What do dentists call their x-rays? Toothpics!
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
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Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
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Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
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I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
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You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much. I told them, “just you wait! “
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How come teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hey it’s in my jeans.
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I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Clooney says, “I’ll direct. “DiCaprio says, “I’ll act. “McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write. “
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