Social Skills May 17
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People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
MONEY
Photo by Sharon McCutcheon
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
Photo by Daniel Peckham
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
Photo by Sebastien Gabriel
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone
Photo by Saulo Mohana
Hey girl fell off a 50 foot ladder but didn’t get hurt how come?
She fell off the bottom step
Photo by Armand Khoury
If a plane crashes on the border between United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
Photo by Recal Media
If it takes eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
Photo by jafaralshamma
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
Photo by ImNotQuiteJack
The 4 you took!
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
Photo by Johannes Plenio
If you spell “sit in the tub” S-O-A-K, and you spell “a funny story” J-O-K-E, how do you spell “the white of an egg? “
Photo by pietroizzo
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
Photo by UnknownNet Photography
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
Photo by watchsmart
How did the boy kick a soccer ball 10 feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
He kicked it up.
Photo by Ruben Leija
How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
When the something is a hole.
Photo by Dvortygirl
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice
Photo by Jordan Wozniak
What happened when the wheel was invented?
Who is bigger, Mr. bigger, Mrs bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since she is a little bigger.
Photo by Colin Maynard
