S.H.î.T

S.H.ï.T

• S: Super
• H: Hydraulic
• ï: Instantaneous
• T: Transporter

The Product

• A robotic dog that turns into a motorcycle

Description of the product

• A mechanical dog, that protects its owner and it turns its self into a motorcycle.

Press Release

• Now starting at only the astonishing price of $2,799, Pre-orders start today!

Product Name

• S.H.I.T

The Brand Name

• Suzuki

Slogan

• "If it kills, you get your money back!"

Billboard

• HOW DOES A S.H.î.T WORK?
• www.shitinfo.com

NEWSPAPER AD

• YOU MOTHER-YUCKER ! GET ONE.
• *I'LL WARN YOU, IT'LL KILL YOU.

Pitch

• Acquisition
• You must have it, its the best shit out there.

COMPUTER AD

• THE BEST S.H.î.T YOU'LL EVER BUY...

Protection

• You must keep it, keep the good.

RADIO

• Ryan Seacrest
• Have you ever wanted to own the most amazing S.H.î.T ever? well now you can. Go visit www.itstooshittyforme.com

Relief

• Get rid of the "bad" and get the good.

TV AD

• Gary: Hey,Luisito have you heard about the new Shit in town?
• Luisito: No, no I have not!!!
• Gary: Go check it out at your local shittery, and avoid the crap.

Prevention

• Avoid the bad, get the best out of our product.