PRESENTATION OUTLINE
Hey, I'm Thomas, a soon to be Year 7, this is the story of how my significantly better half found me.
During the first term of year 6, Tess and her friends, let's call them:
Quack
Sweet
Book
and Smart
Were engrossed by horror stories and the like... They decided to split into two teams to create the scariest play EVER.
Tess went with: Quack and Sweet, soon making 'The Orphanage' play. There was one flaw...
They needed an actor for the PSYCHOPATH role!
The solution practically walked right up to them, a group of boys who didn't flinch at the sound of violence, there were many sounds of violence.
I stepped up to the role and we SMASHED Book and Smart's 'Circles and Squares' play - though Tess claimed she didn't dare look in any reflective items for the next week.
That play was the start of a long, difficult, but true friendship. Ever since that day, she knew deep inside she loved me (I'm not making that up, she told me)
The 1st disco of yr6 was her undoing. She committed herself to another boy, one who left her 3 weeks later for an idiot. Let's name him Stew, Stew Pid. (I made that up)
She has no idea what she did it for, only that she promised she'd never go back...
The Talent Show
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A very immense part of yr6 and it was harder than She thought, she asked me if I could be the co-host for the finals and I accepted.
I didn't realise I'd miss break times for it so after a long argument of texts one night (okay, they were emails, but that's too low)
I quit.
She cried herself to sleep that night, (I don't believe it though) knowing she'd lost everything and it was my fault.
When the morning came, with it came a week or so of pain.
Every night she thought of me and my teasing (No need to dwell on the past, T!)
It broke her heart night after night. (I feel guilty now, cheers) she decided to strike one back, insulting a card game. (my defence harshly dropped)
Without knowing my intentions of mending our relationship,
she became Stew Pid's girl. (My fault again, sorry Tess)
She wanted to make me jealous and when i sent her a text (email) with a song confessing my love, she knew she wanted out of her vow to Stew Pid. She was too soft-hearted on him, telling herself it'd break his heart. (Screw Stew! Wow, try saying that fast ten times)
Back then she didn't realise he didn't have one. She denied me! And that was where I cried myself to sleep!
I eventually sent her an email that had my apologies in. I didn't really know why I did it considering she was taken.
Residential!
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Still tied up with Stew, Tess tried to pull me and her back together. Luckily, she was in my group! (Yay!)
Sadly, so was Stew Pid. (Aww)
In Tree Climbing, Tess told Stew to 'do it for her' and, in all my jealousy, I shouted, "SHUT UP!"
Mainly because I missed talking to her. On the 3rd day, Stew dumped her! (Yay? Or Aww?) Yay for me!
I keep telling her I tried to make a move on the 4th, but she disagrees.
She asked my best friend if I liked her... Why didn't you just ask me?
He asked me, I told him to "Say yes, but don't tell her you told me that she asked you." Sounds confusing...
She said her heart skipped a beat, but then she told me to search for a song about needing more time...
I thought that she was happy to make me pay for all the suffering I'd made her go through, but she changed it.
Also, I'm the most impatient person in the world. The song she eventually sent me was called something like 'Baby, I love you' I thought she was joking, but apparently I was wrong (Joking, I'm never wrong)
Now we're a happy couple! (Haha, we're only 11!)
Every morning I make her day by sending her the first email of the day.
This story is based on a story by Teresa Griffin,
I, Thomas Moore have told it from my point of view.
Thanks for reading, bye!