THE GREEN FOREST MOUNTAIN CHILDREN CULT

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WHO WE ARE

• We are the Green Forest Mountain Children Cult
• Our Chief is A-ustin.
• Our town is named Mufasa
• We live on a mountain nicknamed "Pride Rock"

But something's wrong...

PYGMIES

• 1 1/2 feet tall
• Ride small animals
• Carry small axes, slings, and spears
• Climb trees fast
• Killed their queen because she was turned into a crane by Hera

ASSEMBLE THE CULT!

OUR STRATEGY (DEFENSE)

• Ally with the Cranes with help from Artemis
• Wear blessed beads from Artemis, whom blessed us with them
• Make our 10' wall slick
• Drop flaming oil on them
• BBQ at fight day
• Equip Shields

OUR STRATEGY (OFFENSE)

• Train cranes to fly in with us on top
• Cranes drop fire bombs
• Burn their crops
• Use Fire arrows to burn their people
• Invade Pygmy Territory and destroy their cave-homes

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• Artemis will grant us hunting prowess through the beads from our prayers

Good plan, but...

WHAT HAPPENED

• They got on top of each other and got over the wall.
• We got invaded, but we had a plan.

We ran into the mining caves and the Pygmies chased after us, but we escaped through the other side and trapped them in the cave. The cave collapsed and murdered them all.

AFTERMATH

• We declared victory and we went into Pygmy country and took their king as our pet.
• Since we were superstitious, we decided to burn the bodies of the fallen pygmies. And eat them.